Air Hump 

Humping the air around you

A Omar is dat nigga fuckin da wall
Na he air humpin

Air Hump by zachisdagangbanger August 17, 2011

air humping 

The act of humping the air around you, while standing up.

Joe: Is that dude humping the wall? o_O
Harry: No, he's just air humping next to it.

air humping by Shrewz April 19, 2008

Air Humper 

A disorder that causes the victim to have an undeniable need to hump anything and EVERYTHING in sight, including the air. Air Humper(s) are very self-conscience beings, and are rarely found in public. When confronted about said disorders, they become enraged, and go into a deep state of irrational denial.

At her fourth grade graduation, Gabby was overcome by her need to hump the air and could not fight the urge, exposing her "Air Humper" disorder to hundreds.

Doctor: Now Brent, lets talk about being an Air Humper in public.

Brent: DON'T CALL ME AN AIR HUMPER!!!

Air Humper by thepeopleinthecafateriathatday August 5, 2010

air humping 

the action of trying to impregnate the air
(50% success chance)
(50% death chance)

"THAT NIGGA IS AIR HUMPING!!!, HE'S TRYING TO IMPREGNATE THE AIR!!!"

air humping by Taffeta_ May 31, 2024

Humping air 

'Humping air' can have 2 meanings:

1. Noting someone else that he/she is making stuff up.

2. Confirming of admitting you got something wrong.

1. "You're telling me that you can lift up a car with one hand? You're humping air, mate."

2. "Mach 1 is 1000 km/h, right? Or am I humping air now?"

Humping air by SecretHidingPlace March 21, 2010