#missionary
#missionary by Dickslayer696969 November 30, 2019
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consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!
Missionary Position Football
Really conservative football strategy that coaches use when they are trying to not lose instead of trying to win. Works sometimes in the regular season but rarely works in the playoffs.
Marty Shottenheimer, and Herm Edwards are the kings of Missionary Position Football. They don't understand that big risk yields big reward.
Missionary Position Football by dehubb October 26, 2011
consensual sex in the missionary position
consensual sex in the missionary position by Anonymous101100 December 9, 2008
missionary monday
missionary monday by Jerome123456789 March 5, 2019
Missionary 5th base
Missionary 5th base by Good ole boy01 May 9, 2019
missionary muscles
The triceps; they are the muscles that a man uses to support himself while having sex in the missionary position.
Oh man, I was on top of Renee for two hours last night and now my missionary muscles are killing me.
missionary muscles by silasmeister May 2, 2010