sonic the hedgehog 

The worst most overrated piece of shit video game ever created. it is so over referenced and over used that anyone who isn't BAT-SHIT obsessed over it is so damn tired of it that it drives us up the wall faster than spider-man on speed

normal person; dude why the fuck are you playing sonic the hedgehog.
crazy idiot; dude go away
normal person; its too overrated
crazy idiot; fuck off sonic is my life

sonic the hedgehog by MegaMike668 September 17, 2017

The Super Sonic 

The type of sex where you give your girl (or man) a very big nut. Can be enhanced by yelling "SUPER SONIC SPEED"

Charlie: Yo dude I gave Laura The Super Sonic last night.
Percy: How was it?
Charlie: She liked it so much she wanted another one. Sucks when you got a big cummy.

The Super Sonic by NotSoMaximus October 21, 2019

Sonic the Rock 

A nigga peen who tends to stay inside all day and waste his life watching youtube and playing video games. Usually a pale individual who stays in his room all day with his door locked hiding from his parents and the outside world.

That kid is such a Sonic the Rock, he never goes to school.

Sonic the Rock by guacamole peen April 29, 2019

sonic the hedgehog 

fast hedgehog game

"bro sonic the hedgehog is so cool and fast, buy team sonic racing in stores now for $39.99."

sonic the hedgehog by megapoopy. May 27, 2019

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 

Sonic the hedgehog was born from the military uterus and the military people looked at him and said "throw this retarded bitch away" due to the trauma sonic gains super speed and fucks everyone in a 10km radius

literally.

jolene: h-
sonic the hedgehog : meow meow bitch gotta fuck fast

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG by THATSHTIITPBTICJH May 31, 2019

Sonic the Hedgehog 

A totally radical blue hedgehog video game character from the '90s whose appeal has the power to hold legions of masochistic fans for life.

Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.

Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the Hedgehog by Segawhy August 25, 2019

Sonic The hedgehog 

A gay hedgehog that loves Sonadow, is a deviant artist and speedrunner and loves the fuck out of his sexy as fuck boyfriend. This blue hedgehog loves chilly dogs and voice acts whilst also being rather naive at times

This is not Sonic The Hedgehog this is me

Sonic The hedgehog by Sonik The Hedgehog October 6, 2019