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Random Brown 

One of the multitude of people who walk our streets every day, who have no specifically identifiable ethnicity. All that they can be described as is, "some shade of brown".
I went to the qwikee-mart today to buy some red drink, and the cashier was one of those Random Brown people. I have no idea what his ethnicity was.

Hey, was that guy mexican, indian, or pakistani??? I don't know, he was just a Random Brown guy.
Random Brown by randomobserverguy October 13, 2011
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im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored

"oh I wonder what would happen if i search for exactly what i'm doing. hmmm, like 'im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored', oh wait there is actually a definition.
Radost is a very smart and cool woman, she really likes to find out somethings history and believes in conspiracies. She is also really reliable and intellegent and everyone wants to be friends with her.
Radost!
Yes?
You're amazing!
Radost by Bxungegxm02 April 13, 2021

Random Stranger Confidence Syndrome 

RSCS is a condition which causes a person to reveal a highly personal secret or factoid without provocation to another with whom they are not formerly acquainted in order to relieve the guilt complex accompanied with harbouring said secret/factoid. Most often, this takes place during innocuous social interaction, such as a client/clerk rapport, waiting at a transit stop or in line at a government services office.
A typical scenario where Random Stranger Confidence Syndrome is exhibited:

Commuter #1: Excuse me, do you have the time?

Commuter #2: It is 8:23. The bus is running a little slow today.

Commuter #1: Damn, I'm going to be late for work. I should have called in sick today and stayed home with the nanny to carry on our illicit affair. My wife would kill me if she ever found out.

Commuter #2: Oh look, here comes the bus. Nice chatting with you!

Random-Stranger-Sex 

When having sex with people you know just isn't good enough.
You, sir. Yes, you. You're hot; let's fuck.
A day later...
Wow, that was the best Random-Stranger-Sex I've ever had.

King Rando of the Ham 

The most Random person being the most hammed at a party
Jack Lee is so rando. But he is also hammed. He is King Rando of the Ham

random ock 

A person of unknown origin someone may briefly liase with
"Who was he?"
"Just some random ock"
random ock by Captain Undies November 13, 2004