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Has no empathy for anyone else, is EXTREMELY hot. He likes cars and he is a pretty chill person. If you and Marius have the same interest Marius WILL fall in love with you. (if you are a girl) Marius is very rarely Homosexual. He will be very successful if he isn't already. He will either be or he is. He will take care of you if he loves you;)
person: Marius is SO cool!!
Marius: really?
person: Yes!
Marius: Do you like cars??
Person: YES!
Marius: i love you:)
Marius by heugheghughghe March 21, 2022
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you fat marius
marius by koupikak March 27, 2022
krasser ficker, zerstörer von welten, macht die frauen nass (unten rum)
Ich wünschte ich wäre so wie Marius.
Marius by malde June 30, 2022
Dont be like Marius man!
Marius by grossslong November 3, 2022
A person who thinks he is a pickle or likes pickles; a person who is balding or is popular with women.
Jim ate all my dills!

Damn, he's a Marius.
Marius by NotSkritori April 19, 2023
A person that nine out of ten times has severe autism. Potentially dyslexia and adhd as well. The individual named Marius usually has feminine tendencies and a severely short penile length. "Marius" usually tries to pull ladies, although they struggle and in most cases give a bunch of money for nothing in return.
Wow, that's an odd person, their name must be Marius.
Marius by Jan Innegur May 9, 2025
"are you feeling marius today? you look like mario"
marius by mario marius April 24, 2026