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brokeback mountain 

What women now have to worry about their men doing if suddenly they're spending too much time with their best buddy. They could be "going fishing" or "going hunting" or "going to watch the game at Tim's house," but in each case, they are going off to hump their BFF. Your marraige/relationship is a sham.
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Girlfriend: So I understand that you're going fishing again with your best friend Jack. Isn't this like the 2nd or 3rd time this month?
Boyfriend: Yeah so we like to kick back and catch da trout.
Girlfriend: Sure, I bet you do. You never like to hang out with me anymore.
Boyfrined: Wha??
Girlfriend: Geez please don't tell me you're going all brokeback mountain on me. *cry*
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Brokeback Mount Vernon 

a nickname for Baltimore's Mount Vernon neighborhood,given its massive homosexual population. Ironically, this gay enclave is located directly north of the origional washington monument, one of the city's largest phallic symbols.
Brokeback Mount Vernon is the one thing in charm city that's gayer than john waters

brokeback-mountainize 

v. to be gay with, or be gay with each other
Why don't you and Paul go brokeback-mountainize each other somewhere?

Why don't you and Paul go brokeback-mountainize somewhere?
brokeback-mountainize by chivvy April 27, 2006

brokeback mountaineering

looking for a gay partner in the woods, on a mountain, etc.
Gay guy: Hey girl, I went brokeback mountaineering the other day and I found a great new partner.
Girl: Congrats I hope youre happy

brokeback to the future 

An adjective used to describe closet homosexuality.

When one has yet to "come out," he or she is not yet officially gay. Thus, he/she is brokeback to the future. In the future (when he/she comes out of the closet), he/she will be fully and openly gay.

Inspired by the internet parody trailer "Brokeback to the Future."
Dude 1: Damn man, last night Jack was crying and shit during Little Mermaid.
Dude 2: Yeah man. He's fuckin' brokeback to the future.
Dude 3: Why the hell were you guys watching Little Mermaid together last night? I think all of you are brokeback to the future.

Brokeback Moment 

(-noun) When two non-gay men have a homosexual moment.
Guy 1: Bro, WTF just happened?

Guy 2: Little "Brokeback Moment", lets not talk about it.

Brokeback threeway 

When two men with an underlying but never mentioned homosexual attraction to each other seek threesomes with a girl to justify intimate contact.
Man 1: I hear those two brought a bird back and pounded her together
Man 2: yeah if they do that one more time then it is a Brokeback threeway