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1/2 a perky butt

female; 'perky' butt just starting to get sloppy, the once hypnotic effect now being etched away by human chronological erosion, high fat foods, and/or; lack of exercise, mechanical dependence.

(ie; human physical degradation) a sad state of (human) affairs....-'DEATH! of a 'perky butt'!! (song by 'the Mighty Tits', rock band!)
she looked in the mirror, and now only had 1/2 a perky butt!

i suspected i now had only about 1/2 of a perky butt!!

joe to mo: shes' got 'bout 1/2 a perky butt!

Dr perky 

Fucked up in the crib sippin' Dr. Perky Fucked up in the crib eatin' Okidokis Fucked up in the crib sippin' Dr. Bob Fucked up in the crib eatin' Kat Kots Fucked up in the crib playin' WiWi

Fucked up in the crib eatin' Creme Betweens

Fucked up in the crib and I'm playin' UM Fucked up in the crib goin', goin' dumb Fucked up in the crib eatin' Detos

Fucked up in the crib usin' Binbows

Fucked up in the crib eatin' Crispy Rice
Fucked up in the crib and I'm sippin' Nice Fucked up in the crib eatin' Crispy Rice Treats

Fucked up in the crib sippin' Johns Daphne Fucked up in the crib sippin' hella Red Ball Fucked up in the crib eatin' Toaster Tarts Fucked up in the crib playin' Fony

Fucked up in the crib eatin' Tootie Fruities Fucked up in the crib eatin' Solar Flakes Fucked up in the crib rockin' US PA

Fucked up in the crib eatin' Crisp Crunch Fucked up in the crib playin' PolyStation Fucked up in the crib rockin' Dolce & Banana

Fucked up in the crib eatin' Panburger Partner

Fucked up in the crib watchin' Jake & Drosh

Fucked up in the crib sippin' Mountain Frost

Fucked up in the crib eatin' Cheddar Cheese Guppies

Fucked up in the crib rockin' Calvim Klain and Guchi
Dr perky by Dr perky December 3, 2022

diet dr perky 

the diet form of dr perky.

Top beverage in the mysterious nation of San Marino 2.
“no I ordered diet dr perky not dr perky”

“As a San Marino 2ian, diet dr perky is a normal part of my day-to-day diet.”

terminally perky 

the 'perfect' state of tightness of the female human body. the possessor of this, has the capability of generating others' HUGE carnal projection fantasies!!

the more imaginative can visualize themselves being 'made a mess' of. (or otherwise left for 'dead', in a 'spent' heap!!) -no loose flab flapping to distract!, only tight muscle designed for vigorous grinding of 'poison'!

streamlined for 'sport' like a "sports car" (corvette), seriously oriented for singular 'pure' tasking! -OR: as a "redneck" on a construction site once 'eloquently' and succinctly put it; "BUILT FOR FUCKING!!"
you could hear a pin drop when eve strutted by, she was terminally perky!!

shes' 'sloppy' fat now, USED to be terminally perky! -i know, i once 'sampled' her 'treasures'!!
Dr. Perky is when you have an enraged chubby.
Man Bob's got an real Dr. Perky right now.

Quad Perky 

Particularly painful and prickly percolation. Having sex right after shaving your pubic hairs, so that there is a little prickly stubble that pokes your partner.
I pulled a Quad Perky with my girlfriend, and she slapped me and left the room.
Quad Perky by The Percolator 69 April 13, 2011