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got a lawnmower 

when someone believes their "ass is grass" because of a certain someone, that person is then known to have a lawnmower.
alex - if pete finds out i ragged his girlf before him, my ass is grass, and he's got a lawnmower, ya dig?

brian - straight up nigger!
got a lawnmower by aslan. August 21, 2008

Indonesian Lawnmower

The act of licking the pubic hairs of another persons anal cavity in a fast, circular motion. It works much better if the person receiving the Indonesian Lawnmower has a very hairy asshole.
D00d, my asshole is so hairy. I'm gonna tell that ho Rachel to give me the Indonesian Lawnmower, and then I'm gonna fart in her mouth.

Mexican Lawnmower 

Hey Can You Borrow Me A Mexican Lawnmower
Mexican Lawnmower by Braixtomp654 November 30, 2019

Rusty Lawnmower Bongo Drum 

When feces accidentally sprays out of the anus during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the anus, much like beating on a bongo drum.
How'd that orgy go, Max?
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.

lawnmowering 

Putting a full string of anal beads in the ass and yanking them out as hard as possible
Jeffery was lawnmowering his wife and she made race car sounds

Lawnmowerracer

A savy young man who Specializes in j-body technology from past experiances with lawnmower racing
You are very much like the incredible Lawnmowerracer
Lawnmowerracer by Cannon Fodder March 29, 2005