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Hurricane 

When a woman queefs and squints at the same time.
I was eating it so good she hit me with the hurricane. I got the wind and the rain
Hurricane by A daddy cain March 14, 2025

Hurricane Dick 

When a weather person is showing a hurricane or other major storm on a green screen and standing in such a way that makes the predicted path of the storm form a phallic shape in front of them, resembling a penis.
Bob: Did you catch the 6 o’clock news? The weather guy had a huge hurricane dick going on!
Tom: Yup, looks like florida is gonna get fuuuuucked

Sally: Who needs porn when you can turn on the weather channel and see Jim Cantore’s gigantic hurricane dick?
Hurricane Dick by But Sects December 11, 2019

hurricane tortilla 

A hurricane where a bag of tortilla chips land on the ground commonly known as (Hurr-cane Tor-ti-la)

hurricane thunderclap

A person who lives an intense and beautifully meaning filled life but dies in an unexpected and profound way due to some sort of personal err in physical, emotional or mental judgment.

hurricane sam 

an un-natural disaster caused by government (uncle sam) neglect ie; f.e.m.a apathy for low income residents of new orleans.
"why did all those people suffer from hurricane katrina?" ..."oh you mean hurricane sam?" they were discussing that issue on slave revolt radio today"..

Hurricane Helms 

1. AKA Gregory Helms. The greatest wrestler to ever grace a WWE ring and the longest ever Cruiserweight Champion.
2. The act of pinning high profile WWE superstars, such as The Rock and Ric Flair.
3. A real life super hero.
"Wow, you just totally pulled a Hurricane Helms."