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Dog-Eared Page 

It's when someone who you really like or care about treats you like shit but acts like you're everything to them when you're all they got. Yet, once they have other people they "Put a Dog-Ear on your page and move on." it really sucks to be one...
Girl: Hey...Drew just dumped me....Want to go out again?
Guy: Fuck this! I'm done being your Dog-Eared Page!
Dog-Eared Page by Edaw January 10, 2009

ernedett 

The hottest babe there is, still single because no one is on their league except arca, at the same time ernedett can be a backstabber
OMG your such an ernedett!!”
ernedett by FlamingHawk13 May 22, 2021

blue eared elephant 

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.
"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."
blue eared elephant by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014

emalee earnest 

someone who is kidnapped and needs help
hey i hear some screaming???
oh yeah that’s just emalee earnest being kidnapped. ignore it, it happens often
emalee earnest by ihatemyselfhelpme September 6, 2021

Big eared Sniffy Wiener 

A breed of dog. Being a combination of Beagle and Dachshund the Big Eared Sniffy Wiener is very social and curious and often follows it’s very powerful nose without care to consequences. This gets the BESW in trouble with their human companions as they often lead it to injury, unnecessary snacking, and being impossible to hide any new items in the house . Loyal and cuddly BESWs are often found noodling in the floor when hot and when cold are found in the laps and couch cushions aplenty cuddling with something or someone warm
My Big Eared Sniffy Wiener is the cutest little rascal, I make new toys a hide and seek game ,I let him outside and take it all around the house and let him try to find it . He usually finds it straight away !

teary-eared 

the effect of uncontrollable laughter; laughing so hard that "tears meet your ears"; the state of mind you reach when laughing so hard you forget what you are laughing about; usually the side-effect of drug-induced euphoria
After hearing the story, the girls got all teary-eared.
teary-eared by BeccaR June 25, 2005