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the kristin blow job

The first attribute that makes a kristin blow job different from your ordinary blow job is that it can only be distributed by females named kristin (kirsten is also an acceptable name). Getting crazy dome from kristin is just like getting it from anyone else, however what makes it so special is that she gives it to you from the shower. So, while you are getting your dick nice and wet, she is getting her hair nice and wet. Kristin must be able to multi-task, because she needs to shampoo her hair and caress/suck on your wiener. The kristin blow job can also be a normal blow job given in a department store's dressing room.
"Damn, what's the deal with that pecan nigger"
"I know he is eating up all the nuts"
"Yeah, that fucker!"
"I won't hate on him though"
"Why not?"
"He has been getting the kristin blow job on a consistent basis"
"Shit, nigga got game!"

blow the nose 

to instult or disrespect
Dude, dont blow the nose on me!
blow the nose by Mighty September 12, 2003

Blow the J 

When a group of 2-3 people hang out doing nothing in particular; Sitting around bantering when one is supposed to be working; see also: dick around
You ready to finish that spreadsheet?" "Fuck that. The boss isn't here, so let's just blow the j for awhile.
Blow the J by Mr. Freedom March 6, 2011

The Double Blow 

When a girl is giving a guy a head and the guy gets so drunk he has to puke but the girl doesn’t stop blowing him.
Tyler is experiencing the double blow in the bathroom with Courtney right now.

blow the whistle 

When you are riding dirty and some dumbass in your crew flips out cause of all the yayo you are slingin and then the fucking cops show up. Originated in the bay area and is an integral part of the hyphy movement. Bitches
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Blow the man down 

A lyric in a song often sung by pirates.It means to give someone such a great blowjob and for so long that they fant. It is said to refer to giving a blowjob. In pirate days it is a historical fact that among them there was a lot of guy on guy gay sex because there were few women on there ships. and it is also said that they were the first to use the word blowjob. there is a porn film set in pirate days that illustrates this.
Blow the man down refers to a blow job.
Blow the man down by The Fury 13 November 20, 2010