melissa jane 

The Most Amazing Girl in the Known Universe, she's also pretty damn awesome in the unknown universe as well. Smart, Sexy, and Sweet.

Dude, you know that girl Melissa Jane? Yeah dude she's pretty sweet.

melissa jane by Helmstead December 29, 2007

Melissa 

Someone who leaves your heart paralyzed. And it's not because of how fly she is on the outside but it's because of what she's working wit on the inside. Your heart will drive you insane anytime you look into her eyes. You'll enjoy it though and hope that one day you can feel that again.

I'm no good at expressing what I feel but I know I'm in love with her because she's a melissa.

No wonder your trippin you fell in love with a Melissa.

Te amo Princesa.

Melissa by Don'tUseYourRealNameNancy :) August 29, 2010

Melissa 

Hottest girl in the known universe

Whoa, that chick is such a Melissa!

Melissa by neeko04 November 6, 2010

Melissaness 

melissaness
A girl with the name Melissa that is a beast at everything. A very pretty, feminine girl who is beastly and can beat anybody up if they mess with her.

guy A:Dude! Did you see Melissa tackle Courtney?
guy B:Yeah dude! it was awesome!
guys A+B:Melissaness, wanna go grab a bite to eat with us? You can bring Courtney if she can get up.
Source: Babator, Louisiana

Melissaness by C-Will September 6, 2008

Melissa 

A Melissa is a girl that hides her pain behind a smile everyday. She is very shy at first but once you get to know her, she is an amazing, crazy girl. She is loyal to everyone and trusts very easily. You will get lost into her eyes every time. She loves sports but is very girly at the same time. She falls for the wrong guys.

Friend 1: Melissa is so loyal!

Friend 2: I know! She's so loyal!

Melissa by Stephanie Styles March 1, 2015

Melisse

Definition of a BOSS. Melisse is brilliant, gorgeous, with the most infectious laugh around. She’s smart and hardworking and inspires everyone around her. Sings like a bird, effortless in everything she does. But don’t let the boss fool you- she can let loose, double fist some beers and get down. Just put on “Yeah” by Usher.

“Hey, is Melisse on our team?”
“Yeah, so we are definitely winning this Beer Olympics.”

Melisse by Ohsnapginger September 14, 2020

Melissa 

A mother, a care giver, someone who is always there for you when you need her to be.

Her best trait is her loyalty to others. Sure, she has a lot of other great treats. But, when it comes to loyalty, she takes the cake.

People may talk smack about her, but that is because they don't know her. She is determined, strong, and caring.

Her biggest flaw is her Paranoia. But, that is because she doesn't know how good of a person she is.

Melissa: Are you cheating on me?!

Husband: Hon, that's a picture of our children.

Melissa: DON'T YOU STAND THERE AND LIE TO ME! Where you having a god damn orgy in the house?

Husband: That's a freaken birthday party!

Melissa: I'm sorry. I love you.

Husband: Oh, Melissa. . .

Melissa by tokitokitotokito December 2, 2011