Person 1: "so finished your english homework"
Person 2: "nup"
Person 1: "so what are you doing"
Person 2: "procrastinating..."
Person 1: "same..."
Person 2: "what would we do without procrastination"
Person 1: "Anything"
1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it)
2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping)
3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website)
4.Blown many a load
5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals
6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo)
7. Eaten many a hot pockets
8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over.....
pro-cras-ti-na-tion |prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən, prō-|
noun
the action of ruining your own life for no apparentreason
Procrastination is like playing your favorite game in a dark alley. I know I'm supposed to be enjoying this, but I'm too worried about what's around the corner.