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I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded 

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'
The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!
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Free the commish ya herddd 

Infamous Shane Jordan Horsley is the commish free him till it’s backwards one of the realest on this earth ya herddd meee
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Herding in the Bucks

A metaphor meaning "to gain money" or "earn money."
Person 1: Man, I love my new job
Person 2: Really, why?
Person 1: I'm really herding in the bucks
that's not a boot on your foot that's a bone in my ear