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dirty macking 

Attempting to mack on another person's significant other by talking bad about them behind their back.
If you've ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend leave you and hook up with your best friend, you can be sure some dirty macking was going on while you were dating your ex.

John: "I'll be right back guys"

Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."

Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"

John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel
dirty macking by Russ December 16, 2006

maccies crew 

Maccies crew is a bunch of fuck boys and fuck girls like jack Brooke. This 'crew' sits at McDonald's all day and use the free WiFi whilst eating 99p chicken mayo burgers
Man I love Bugzy as I am part of Maccies Crew
maccies crew by 99p Chicken Mayo January 1, 2016

The Mackey Effect 

When your shitty teacher named Ms. Mackey only talks about filtering and preparing for college and how you should be getting a 100 in the class without a problem. Instead, you end up failing the class and your college acceptance rejected. These are only minor effects of The Mackey Effect.
Dude The Mackey Effect is killing me right now, im flunking civics but everyone in the class down the hall has five times less work and has an A.

Mackin Handshake 

When you meet a girl at a bar and end up fingering her at the bar or right outside the bar in an adjacent alley. It happens so quickly, it is practically during the introduction.
Person #1 - "Hey where did Mark go?"
Person #2 - "He is in the corner giving some bitch the Mackin Handshake"
Mackin Handshake by M.Boy October 12, 2010

Mackerting 

Mackerting is the art of wearing a shirt one size too small. While more often then not this shirt will be collarless and will feature a v-shaped neck, Mackerting is not limited to v-necks. It is possible to Mackert in any type of shirt including, but not limited to: t-shirts, polos, button-downs, soccer shirts, basketball jerseys, and henleys.
Dude, is Jake juicing? His arms got huge overnight.
Naw, bro, he's just Mackerting; it's an optical illusion.
Mackerting by RADa5AURU5 December 11, 2010

Mackenzie Zales 

Deandra: Who the fuck are you?

.......
Trisha: She's Mackenzie Zales! Duh! Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen, Part Time Model!
Mackenzie Zales by hamfi January 2, 2017