browning expedition 

The search for a toilet

"Hey john what's wrong?" "Can't talk now i'm on a browning expedition!'

browning expedition by senor blanis November 22, 2009

browning porcelain 

taking a shit, destroying the the bowl and leaving the skidmarks for the next occupant.

sam: whats up daz?
daz: someone has been browning porcelain!
sam: lol

browning porcelain by dirtywizard April 13, 2011

Browning Me Off 

V. To wear ones patience thin, to be vexatious to the spirit

"I say, this chap is rather Browning Me Off... Fetch my shooter... "

Browning Me Off by fatboyspence January 12, 2012

browning the crust 

Holding in a poop steadily at the rim of the anus.

I hope this meeting doesn't last long, I'm already browning the crust.

browning the crust by Poop Dawg 69 February 14, 2019

browning reed 

A Korean sexual practice that involves the eating of the ass (항문을 핥는) followed by a sensual clarinet glissando performed by the ass-eater (갈색 혀를 가진 사람).

Mike: Dude, why does your clarinet smell so weird?

Jun Ho: Brooo, my bad, J and I have been really into browning reed lately. I'd tell you to try it, but you're not Korean so go fuck yourself.

browning reed by brownreed August 18, 2019

browning out 

a fart which releases a small amount(less than a teaspoon full) of feces into a persons underwear.While more than a teaspoon of feces qualifies a shitting the pants,less than a teaspoon is known as just browning out.

I held in the fart for fear of browning out.

browning out by fuad ramses January 30, 2004

Browning girl 

Overweight "country girl" who wears only camo (preferably pink), dates country boys for their trucks and tobacco dip, and tries too hard

"Spotted-browning girl getting out of Chevy Cavalier with 'silly boys, trucks are for girls' sticker. Ugh in a pink camo hoodie two sizes too small"

Browning girl by ShitShayeSays May 16, 2016