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Harvesting the pearl

The classy way to refer to femal masturbation.
Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.

Harvesting the pearl

Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.

Entering the pearly gates 

After a girl has been cream pied by another male, you start fucking her pussy.
Dave: Yo Joe, my girl wanted me to enter the pearly gates after she got creampied by Quandale!

Joe: No way bro she must be for the streets

Entering the pearly gates: After a girl has been cream pied by another male, you start fucking her pussy.

Wax the pearlies 

to floss one's teeth
I have to wax the pearlies before I go to bed

The Village Pearlers 

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.
The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.
The Village Pearlers by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016

The Squirrels Pearls 

When an event or person is absolutely amazing. Top of the heap, best of the best.