Penn State Rugby

A dominant force consisting of two teams, men and women, who play the best sport ever created. These two teams are not only BOTH undefeated in their Fall 2005 seasons, but both groups are ridiculously good looking. They make the game of rugby look easy.

ps-Both teams are currently ranked second in the nation...get off us

pps-this is really just for fun and we are not this cocky, so do not take it that way :)

Who are you playing today?
Penn State Rugby:/
Oh no! I hear a girl on their team invented the sport in the womb!And the guy's team is totally fetch!

Penn State Rugby by oOhRaH November 9, 2005

Penn State Harrisburg 

Penn State Harrisburg (aka Capital College) is located in the most boring part of Pennsylvannia, which is one of the most boring states. There is nothing to do. Students try to "party," which is admirable, but their parties either suck or get bopped. Don't forget PSH is also a DRY campus! Yay! Hahaha this place absolutely sucks and anyone considering this school shouldn't even think twice- Go somewhere else!

"Hey, where do you go to school now?"
Penn State!
"Oh wow that sounds-"
Penn State Harrisburg
"Oh."

Yeah.

"How is it?"
Boring.

Penn State Harrisburg by fbgm4evs February 26, 2011

Penn State Berks 

A Penn State satellite campus located in Berks county PA. its a small campus, everyone smokes, the doors are ridiculously hard to open in the library, everyone thinks we are stupid, but we are just as kick-ass as main campus students, we have awesome professors, Billie Walker is the coolest reference librarian on earth, have a romantic dinner at Tully's, the hottest cars are our parking lot, you can eat, drink and yell really loud in the library, the Larson building always smells like poop, always some guy driving a gator tractor thingy around picking up cigarette butts, we have the hottest babes and the wildest parties with the most beer!

Q: yo were da hottest parties tonight?

A: Penn State Berks yo!

Q: yo were das everyone hang out and smoke?

A: Penn State Berks fool!

Q: weres da hottest babes at man?

A: Penn State Berks playa!

Penn State Berks by Berkssuperbeerdrinker October 19, 2009

Penn State Brandywine

A Penn State branch campus, located in Media, PA with a very high acceptance rate and a football team that has been undefeated since 1967. According to a bulletin board on the second floor of the residence hall....skipping a class is like 30 dollars (source was not listed).

Penn State Brandywine’s football team has been undefeated for over 50 years!

Penn State Brandywine by PennStateBrandywinexD November 10, 2017

Penn State Style 

Cuddling, with a side of pedophilia, a dash of molestation and alot of penis

Did you see that creepy guy with the rapist glasses and the trenchcoat? I bet he likes little boys, and cuddling Penn State Style.

Penn State Style by knaufbear65 November 19, 2011

Penn State Greater Allegheny 

A small satellite campus of Penn State located in Mckeesport, Pennsylvania. The smallest, most boring, middle of bum-fuck nowhere (right outside of pittsburgh, but still...) town ever. They have a dairy queen, wendys, and taco bell. Hope you like taking shits after every meal? i would invest in sani wipes, because these mckeefucks were never taught hygiene either. Interested in sports? Too bad, get ready for marching band competitions every weekend.

Now back to Penn State. This probably would not be the best choice for someone who's racist, because YOU WILL GET KILLED. the ratio of white to black is about 1 to 10. Oh and everyone is on financial aid. Welcome to the Penn State endorsed Community College.

Penn State Greater Allegheny Student: I skipped all my classes today and don't plan on studying for my exams. Gotta love dem taxpayers!

PSUGA Applicant: I got into Greater Allegheny and I didn't even graduate! SICK LIFE. Should I get a tutor with my Math 003 Course? Subtraction sounds pretty fucking intense.

Penn State Greater Allegheny by KoolKid1014 October 24, 2010

Penn State style 

Shower room mischief pioneered by Penn State football coaches. One participant must be under 18.

Father Donovan was moved to another parish after they caught him and little Bobby doing it Penn State style.

Penn State style by gadflye November 12, 2011