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national girlfriend day 

You get your girlfriend gifts 💙
Happy national girlfriend day I bought you something

National Appreciate Your Girlfriend Day 

October 16th, I now declare, be national appreciate your girlfriend day, this goes out to my girlfriend, she's the reason I came up with this.
"Today is October 16th, National Appreciate Your Girlfriend Day, I must go and show my girlfriend some appreciation for always being there for me!" Billy thought to himself.

Annoy your girlfriend day

Annoy your girlfriend day

On December 27th you annoy your girlfriend all day untill she gets so mad that she ignores you
Why are you so annoying
Its Annoy your girlfriend day

National Reply Slow To Your Girlfriend Day

October 28th is national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day.

Just don't reply fast.

She won't care
"Oh hey (name of someone) I can't reply fast today, it's October 28th."
"And?"
"It's national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day."

National Girlfriend Day 

August 1- when you tell your girl you love her. this day is all abt her, so celebrate her. post her, write her a paragraph abt how amazing she is, and let her know how much you care.

national cum on girlfriend day 

on the 11th of any month it is national cum on your girlfriend day where you can cum on her face or any part of her body
“ayo bro did you know that it’s the 11th of april?”
“no what do special about it”

“it’s national cum on girlfriend day
“oh sick i’ll do it later