International Jorts Day

A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.

"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting

International Jorts Day by jorts_man March 21, 2011

International STFU Day

January 15th is International STFU Day (Shut The Fuck Up) and is dedicated to all of those that want to tell someone to STFU. On this day you are allowed to tell anyone that deserves it to STFU without consequence. This holiday has been created by the International House Of STFU. Check them out on Facebook.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and Nubs says to me "Good Morning" so since today is International STFU Day I told him to STFU.

International STFU Day by NubsIHOSTFU December 16, 2012

International Sign of Yiff 

Extending your middle and ring fingers while holding your index and pinky down with your thumb.
Used to designate yourself as part of the Furry community or silently indicate something concerning Yiff.

I wasn't sure what his fetish was until he flashed the International Sign of Yiff

International Sign of Yiff by Ash3taka August 6, 2010

International Gay 

International men who appear to be gay in all respects but sleep with tons of women.

I was sure that Spanish dude was gay after he cockslapped me but now he's making out with a hot chick. Must be an IG (abbreviation for International Gay).

International Gay by OceanMan July 9, 2011

International Baccalaureate 

The international diploma is a two year high school course also known as hell designed for masochistic fucks. It lures you into the programme by looking like it offers many opportunities, basically makes it looks like you're going places after this but all you end up doing is drugs and more drugs to forget this. The only place you end up after this is either an asylum or a deathbed. Don't do the IB kids :)

Love,
Proud masochist :)

"Hey child why are you doing crack cocaine?"

"I do the International Baccalaureate this is nothing"

International Baccalaureate by masochist69420 February 26, 2017

International Kissing Your Crush Day 

Between 7th and 10th May, find the courage to make a move on your crush and kiss him/her. What are you waiting for??

-Hey can I kiss you, it's international kissing your crush day!
- Sure!

International Kissing Your Crush Day by freeeaaaakkyyyy123 June 2, 2018

International Baccalaureate 

A fancy euphemism for Hell.

Because of the International Baccalaureate program, I am constantly stressed out, am missing out on the "best years of my life", and rarely have a weekend to have fun with friends due to the insane amounts of homework assigned. I also feel that it's all for naught.

International Baccalaureate by JamieJustice September 24, 2006