A says, "Omg B, you're a dipshit."
B says, "No you are,
your face is."
A says, "Uhh..."
A says, "B, why do you want to marry a goat."
B says, "Your face,
that's why."
Librarian whispers, "Quiet please, it's a library!"
B screams, "NO YOU ARE,
YOUR FACE IS. KILLBOTS SHOOTING LASERS!!"