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MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK 

CARTMAN'S MOM IS A MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK.
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mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."
college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch 

What your Boss yells out she gets upset or pissed off!!!
That Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch took my damn chocolate!!!

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

title of a willie nelson album released in 1978.

this album sold 29.7 million copies and is worshipped in many countries and states.
Willie Nelson Fan: "Hey I heard that Willie Nelson's new album, Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch, is out. We should buy it."
Friend: "OK"

FUCKIN TITTY BITCH 

An expression of extreme pain. Mentally or physically.
When John stubbed his toe he said “ FUCKIN TITTY BITCH!!!”

When Linda didn’t respond to Joe’s message within a week he thought “ FUCKIN TITTY BITCH MY FEELINGS ARE INJURED!!”
FUCKIN TITTY BITCH by M4DL4DS February 12, 2021

tittyfucking

the act of placing a penis in between two "titties" and making a humping motion.
the last time I saw a set of breasts that nice I had to tittyfuck them
tittyfucking by tittyfuckers February 18, 2003

jesus tittyfucking christ 

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.
Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir