Riding the Horse Backwards 

When taking a shit, sitting backwards or facing the wall or toilet tank so that when the turd drops, it lands on the runway and not in the water.

This can be done to leave some serious stench as the whole turd and not just the tip is fully exposed to the air, or just to leave a present firmly attached to the bowl for the next person or owner of the shitter.

Dude 1: "What the fuck is that stench coming from the shithouse?"

Dude 2: "Some asshole dropped a duece riding the horse backwards so the shit didn't go down."

Riding the Horse Backwards by Steamer Joe January 11, 2010

The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick 

The act of jumping into a romantic partners embrace, whilst flicking their face with your genitalia.

Bill: “Hey man, how’d last night go?”

Jeff: “Totally great man, I gave Sarah’s grandmother The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick and she fucking died.”

The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick by This is not Jonathan June 9, 2018

Swinging the bat backwards 

A term used to describe an a extremely gay man that likes to swing each others bats by the fat end and plays in the mud holes in the out field

It all started when he started swinging the bat backwards that’s when he realized he likes men

Swinging the bat backwards by The menace to society June 28, 2025

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

doge without the e and backwards

god

god is doge without the e and backwards

doge without the e and backwards by jjuuaann January 30, 2022