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swearing is caring 

Dude 1: Hey dude you should like give me that man, swearing is caring.
Dude 2: Wtf does that even mean?

Law Of Swearing 

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.
"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.

Crystal whale spearing 

A slang term originating from Huntsville, AL, to crystal whale spear is when you fuck a fat bitch off of the drug crystal meth.

Shearing 

When two sheeps scissor, its called shearing.
I was walking by the farm and I saw a couple of sheep shearing.
Shearing by TheDeathsticker November 1, 2013

No Fuckin Swearing 

No I don't fucking swear, no I don't use weapons, and I shoot anyone who does!

Smeaking 

A ritual in which guys are just being dudes
Did you hear me and the boys were smeaking last night?
Smeaking by Andd2112 June 26, 2019