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recreational reptile 

a whore that sells mass amounts of low grade pussy and blow jobs to as many dirty truckers as possible! aka lot lizard, sleeper creeper, bunk bunny,coin operated beaver, etc...
Ironman:hey empty pockets! that recreational reptile left a snail trail from your bunk to mine!
Empty pockets: that dirty whore gave me crabs!
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recreational shopping 

someone who shops solely to experience the effects/have fun.
Shopping just for the sake of "going to the mall" or "let's go recreational shopping to the outlet store and see what's new.."
recreational shopping by valbon April 12, 2008

Recreational Moose

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus gives the man a handjob.
She's due any day now. I'm sure going to miss those recreational moose.
Recreational Moose by scoopadoop December 22, 2009

Recreational enjoyment anthropologist

One who studies "recreational activities" and the enjoyment experienced by people. Either first hand activity or by studying as others do so.
Courtney is a Recreational enjoyment anthropologist as she is the one studying her friends doing shrooms. During her studies she sits and laughs at their misfortunes.

Repeated Tune Syndrome 

When your brain recalls the same tune over and over for a long period of time.
An example of Repeated Tune Syndrome would be singing the main chorus of "We Will Rock You" by Queen on repeat like so......we will we will rock you, we will we will rock... you and so on.
Repeated Tune Syndrome by Jtravers January 12, 2011

Recreational Cheese 

A cheese that is not used as an ingredient nor a topping, but merely as a stand alone snack. Best when paired with Franzia or something else that is equally as high-brow. Occasionally greeted with crackers or a baguette.
I do not feel like wings and beer tonight. I'd love to relax with a glass of Chillable Red and some slivers of Havarti or another recreational cheese.

Pyro-recreation

Any unnecessary use of fire for recreational purposes. Finding enjoyment through the use fire. Starting a fire simply for the sake of starting a fire is pyro-recreation.
"Im gonna take my matches and go outside and pyro-recreate". "I pyro-recreate by burning ants with a magnifying glass". "Pyro-recreation in my favorite outdoor activity".
Pyro-recreation by jbles34 August 24, 2010