Optimus prime 

Optimus prime also known as robo Jesus has the sweetest voice that will make anyone calm. He can die and come back without consequence

Optimus prime: i die and come back. You die and what happens, nothing

Optimus prime by Sir something January 12, 2022

Optimus Prime 

Enjoys Ripping off faces

Don’t believe me ask the fallen

Optimus Prime: Give me your face

Optimus Prime by Gojira Octavio April 24, 2022

Optimus prime 

Leader of the auto bots father of bumblebee and secretly has a crush on megatron

Optimus prime is happy

Optimus prime by Skylynx August 21, 2021

Optimus Priming 

Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"

usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"

Optimus Priming by Bootstrap Bill July 2, 2009

optimus prime 

The best of the best. Really cool or fun.

How was the party? Fuck dude it was optimus prime! or Damn that ride is optimus prime.

optimus prime by Danger Razor October 18, 2007

Optimus Prime 

Generously endowed autobot that will drink pretty much anything.

Optimus Prime's girlfriend is hot!

Optimus Prime by pledge prez March 8, 2005

optimus prime 

The best cut of steak.

"I'd like a 24 oz. optimus prime with a glass of merlot, please.

optimus prime by Penishead Bob July 2, 2009