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Optimus Prime 

Enjoys Ripping off faces

Don’t believe me ask the fallen
Optimus Prime by Gojira Octavio April 24, 2022

Optimus prime 

Leader of the auto bots father of bumblebee and secretly has a crush on megatron
Optimus prime by Skylynx August 21, 2021

Optimus Priming 

Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"
usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"

optimus prime 

How was the party? Fuck dude it was optimus prime! or Damn that ride is optimus prime.
optimus prime by Danger Razor October 18, 2007

Optimus Prime 

Generously endowed autobot that will drink pretty much anything.
Optimus Prime's girlfriend is hot!
Optimus Prime by pledge prez March 8, 2005

optimus prime 

"I'd like a 24 oz. optimus prime with a glass of merlot, please.