Nesting 

In the culture and lifestyle of apartment life, nesting is the act of settling yourself into a cozy convenient corner of your bedroom and surrounding yourself with all the comforts of your many vices.
i.e. a bed pushed against a wall with a window for smoking, internet access, porn, toilet paper, beer fridge, TV/DVD, game console, beer fridge, hash pipe, etc.

"nice weekend...good weekend...just spent the time nesting in my room. I had to peel myself from the sheets Monday morning"

Nesting by Jarvis Mayes December 14, 2009

Bird Nesting 

The act of placing toilet paper in a toilet in order to absorb all of the water, then defecating on top of it, rendering the toilet unable to be flushed and resembling a bird's nest.

Prior to leaving the hotel room, Johnny got caught Bird Nesting the toilet to spite the crappy hotel service.

Bird Nesting by JoshAndMitch January 17, 2011

Poo-Netting 

The act of making a Poo-net. This is done by placing toilet paper over the toilet hole (to prevent large poops from going into the hole) so you can take a quality photo to send to your friends.

I had about an 11 incher today, but i forgot the Poo-Netting, so you could only see like half of it.

Poo-Netting by Joseph18000000 February 14, 2008

Naxting

To nap in between text messages

Dude naxting is the best, i can talk to people and nap at the same time

Naxting by Kiler569253 June 29, 2011

Nesting Finger 

Middle finger used to finger a girl.

Guy1: Dude, I broke my nesting finger yesterday.

Guy2: That sucks, you always have your left hand.

Nesting Finger by Son of Wil November 19, 2011

Dip Netting 

The act of dipping the penis into an open, sleeping mouth.

I woke up this morning and saw my wifes open mouth and figured I'd start my morning with a good dip netting.

Dip Netting by Caresters October 3, 2008

Heavy Netting 

Somebody who is surfing the internet all the time! Also know as a "Heavy Netter".

Cade is never around because he is always heavy netting.

Heavy Netting by Cade Lucas December 9, 2008