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Good Morning and God Bless 

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"

Good Morning God Bless 

When someone takes a dump and consumes coffee and breakfast at the same time.
Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Good morning God bless Hila!
What?
It's a good morning God bless Hila!
What are you doing?
*opens door*
What do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Good Morning and God Bless 

A Good Morning and God Bless is when one eats their breakfast (usually an egg salad sandwich and coffee) well taking a shit.
Hila: "Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?"
Ethan: "Good morning and God bless Hila!"

Good Morning God Bless 

Taking a shit, drinking coffee, and eating egg salad at the same time.
Devon: "Hey, where's Jerry?"
Carl: "Oh he's doing a Good Morning God Bless"

Good Morning and God Bless 

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"

Good Morning and God Bless 

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Nebuchadnezzar: "Dawg what you doing in there"
Caesar: "Good Morning and God Bless"