Hobo Expresso

When one individual licks the asshole of another human being, usually in the morning.

Good Morning...now roll over and I'll give you a hobo expresso.

Hobo Expresso by Disturbed1 November 3, 2004

Depresso Expresso 

When you. (or someone else) are very sad for a brief time ( a hour to a day)

Person 1: I'm feeling depresso Expresso because my mom yelled at me for the last 3 days

Person 2: oh, I hope things get better

Person 1: thank

The next day

Person 2: hey you feeling better?

Person 1: yes! Hey wanna commit super smash Bros togerar latar?

Person 2: yeeeee

Depresso Expresso by PaperHatLad March 6, 2020

brown expresso 

When you take someone's water bottle that is not see through and take a Shit in it and fill up the remaining space with water. Then put the bottle back were you found it.

This guy is going to have a great surprise when he drinks the brown expresso that i gave him.

brown expresso by albert18 May 19, 2015

Starbucks expresso

A sex position that cosists of fucking a woman in the analy when she has diarrhea. When the man is cumming she inmideatly starts to take a shit causing the fluids to mix. The end result looks like a starbucks expresso.

This starbucks expresso tastes like shit!!!!

Starbucks expresso by Mr. no nut November 8, 2022

Depresso Expresso 

When you're sad but you dont know why and listening to Billie Eilish doesn't help

Hey man what's wrong with him.
Oh, he's just depresso expresso

Depresso Expresso by Veryswag April 10, 2019

Depresso Expresso 

A shot of expresso mixed with any hard liquor, but usually whisky.

“Well I’m spending this night alone so time for a depresso expresso”

Depresso Expresso by Axubater November 17, 2019

Human Expresso with cream

An act which is rather sick, but it takes place between 2 men, the one, with his butt cheeks apart, has diarrhea in a foam cup, while his partner cums in it, thus, providing the "milk" for the already warm "expresso".The 2 men start drinking it in turns, and end up with nice "chocolate" moustaches.

You want a Human Expresso with cream?

Human Expresso with cream by Billy the Exterminator's Cousi February 27, 2011