Drifting the Walrus

When you need to take an emergency shit and run to the bathroom but don't make it in time.

Last night Steven was caught drifting the walrus.

by Sean Liam O'Brien July 25, 2019

drifting on a memory

when you take it a while back thinking about past memories

we drifting on a memory while we thinking about these days - Speedy Loc - back in the days

by 209 tracy ene July 1, 2009

drifting sack of shit

A Honda Civic.

No one likes your drifting sack of shit.

by stiffshifter October 7, 2009

Drifting in someones wake

The act of dry humping a couple having sex.

Stu was totally drifting in someones wake last night.
I think it was Alan and Leanne.

by MrPinstripe June 28, 2009

Drifting on my dick

Doing nothing in particular.

Maurice: "What were you doing last night?"
Ashley: "Just drifting on my dick like always"

by PPbigPP March 22, 2021

drifting sack of shit

someone who influences the shiteness of poor quality or skill of work not only to one person but to all people in all areas of the workplace

dave, you are a drifting sack of shit

by L_dog November 2, 2008

drifting turd

When you drop a huge deuce and try to flush it, instead of going down it drifts along the inside of the bowl leaving ferocious skid marks.

A drifting turd just went screaming down the pipes in your bathroom and smeared it all the way down. It was fast and furious

by jester01 February 26, 2011