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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? 

A reply to a thread on 4chan's /v/ board about the Wii game The Conduit. Due to it's complete and utter lack of coherence, and therefore high comedic potential, /v/irgins jumped on it and began to spread it across the rest of 4chan and Youtube. Extensive research has ended with this meaning (from knowyourmeme.com):
Original:

“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Rephrased:

“Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?”

Deciphered:

“Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"
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if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised 

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.
As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.

Kick anyone shorter than you day 

Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st
Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st

National kiss anyone day 

Kiss anyone u see no stopping April 16
French kiss anyone u see national kiss anyone day

do you like anyone? 

"Do you like anyone?" is usually used when a guy/girl likes someone and they are curious if they like them back. It's usually used in text messaging when two person text each other. After saying "hi" and asking "how's your day?" someone usually ends up asking "do you like someone" hoping that the answer would be "yes".
boy: hi :)
girl: oh hi (:
boy: hows your day

girl: it was okay, how was yours?
boy: its was good.

-no reply from the girl-
boy: so do you like anyone?
girl: uhmm idk ... o_O

they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone 

an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.
Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"

Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."

Has Anyone Got A Mic 

Teenagers and adults ask for friends online with strangers
Mostly male too
*gets into lobby*

“Has anyone got a mic

No one replies

Then leaves game