Whaling Out 

The process by which someone binges, on entirely unhealthy food groups, to a level befitting that of the largest mammal on earth.

'Sweet Holy, your whaling out today!'
'Fancy whaling out?'

Whaling Out by NickSavesWhales May 13, 2009

Whaling Expedition 

An enterprise operated under the guise of scientific research, or some other unassailable cause like “saving the earth”, which could not otherwise be justified. The term is applicable to a wide range of activities not limited to whaling that are typically subsidized and which obtain a product through obsolete, redundant, or ineffective methods.

Germany's energy policy has become a sort of whaling expedition. Who would have thought that saving the earth could be so expensive?

Whaling Expedition by Stimpleton J Cat March 7, 2013

Whaling on the moon. 

When you put your hands on your partners ass and yell "I'M WHALING ON THE MOON" . Commonly done after injecting 30 pots

I'M Whaling on the moon.

Whaling on the moon. by Resiean November 5, 2014

Whaling the bong 

When the bong is just ash and you have to blow it out and it makes the bong look like a whale.

"Did you send the bong m8?" "Hate to say m8 but ended up whaling the bong, too packed"

Whaling the bong by Fucknem8 September 22, 2018

Sperm Whaling

v. The act of recieving head and at the point of ejaculation you pull out and jam the head of your penis in/around the womans ...or mans... nose (as if trying to harpoon them). Causing the reciever to shreek with suprise usually sounding similar to a whale.

-"Oh man, did you see me sperm whaling that chick at the party last night?"
-"You were drunk and crying in the corner the whole time..."

-"You should have heard this hoe when i sperm whaled her last night. She was all like ....Murahrwarahkdfdlkaaaanehh.

Sperm Whaling by Mantastic! December 5, 2009

Urban Whaling 

Where one goes around town, chasing fat bitches with a pole, like whale hunting

Dude im fucking bored, lets go urban whaling

Urban Whaling by Why yes, yes it is March 1, 2010

Internet Whaling 

v;The Act of seaching, desperately, for women online, usually for pseudo sex or cyber sex. Nerds, Geeks, Fatties, Pedos, and Artia are the usual practitioners of this depraved activity.

"Is that dumbass pedo, Artia, still internet whaling on LS?"
"Yea!MAN THE HARPOONS! His e-girls cometh! D:"

Internet Whaling by HighWinder May 4, 2008