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Curve the Bullet 

Like in that movie "Wanted" except a little different. When you jizz in your hand and you throw it over your other arm and hit her somewhere.
Yea last night was awesome. Jessica and I had sex and I curve the bullet right into her face....wanna get a pop tart.

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)
Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

the cure for life

person 1: whats the cure for life?
person 2: death
My favorite band. They started playing 1976 and they still play today. They've released over 20 albums and they aren't limited to just the 80s because they released many albums in the 90s as well, plus a 2000 album and a 2004 album. Robert Smith is the lead singer. In the 70s, the band used to be called The Easy Cure.

BTW, The Cure is NOT classified as goth rock. The media wants to call them that, but they're not. Robert Smith himself denies the title. They're actually considered New Wave. They did one or two goth rock albums, but that was it. In fact, their first album or two was actually punk music!
Maybe we didn't understand, not just a boy and a girl...It's just the end of the, end of the world!
The Cure by Bloodshed August 17, 2004
The best fucking band in the entire fucking world.

Lovely lyrics. Orgasmic voice. Dark, huge, echoing sound, bouncing off the insides of your fucking head. Spiraling noise disintegrating in your fucking mind. Amazing words making you want to fucking melt, seethe, love, die. A beautiful voice that just kills you. An amazing fucking band that never grows old.

And Robert Smith is just... fuck. Fucking amazing.

No fucking questions asked.
"Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces I'll pull out my heart, and I'll feed it to anyone. Crying for sympathy, crocodiles cry for the love of the crowd and the three cheers from everyone." - The Cure, Disintegration
The Cure by CloseToLovecats June 7, 2009