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Squiggly Flamingo 

When you get so drunk, you cannot function at the simplest of levels.
I was so drunk, I couldn't spell "CAT" if you spotted me the 'C' and the 'T' --I was such a Squiggly Flamingo.

Squiggly Dick 

A penis that is very curvy and squiggly in shape. It also has the ability to wiggle like a snake.
Your mum - "Hey what are you looking at?"

You - "my squiggly dick"
Squiggly Dick by Yeefity queefity August 23, 2018

Squiggly Diggly 

A person who looks like the very definition of "AWNGTWJOLAEJFOQMEROLJOWEIFGOQT#HNEJVWOPEFKRJGBPN"
"Bro, get your squiggly diggly lookin ass out of my face."

squiggly line rule 

The rule that dictates livability in a state. The more squiggly lines in the outline/border lines of a state, the cooler/more fun it is to live in that state. In, for example, the state of California, the squiggly lines are found on the coastline adjacent to the pacific ocean. Note that the squiggly line rule is not always accurate, seeing as there are some squiggly states that aren't cool (ie Kentucky)
1: Yo I'm so cool cause i live in the state of North Dakota.
2: WTF are you talking about, i live in New York. My state has 100 times more squiggly lines than yours, thus it's better.
3: Hey, I live in Kentucky, the squigglyest state of all!
2: What the fuck are you smoking, the squiggly line rule doesnt work for lame ass states like Kentucky.
squiggly line rule by Ramzhal April 14, 2008

squiggly diggly 

when the school saint marys is gay and cant take a joke
squiggly diggly by reesespuffs123 November 6, 2021

squiggly-mooch 

circa 2003. this word was created by my lil cuz and it has yet to have a definite definition. it is used in place of: ass, jerk, butt-munch, stu pididiot, etc.
get away u friggin squiggly-mooch. y u actin lyk a buuterfly?
squiggly-mooch by AMF November 3, 2004