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A Spartan's Prayer 

When someone says: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest".
Person 1: Hey, do you know the Spartans Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, I call it a Spartan's prayer

Sparta High School 

Hick school in Sparta, Wisconsin, also known as Spartard. Common extracurriculars include tobacco chewing, cow tipping, Wal Mart trips, and teenage pregnancy.

The football team is the pre-game show for the band.

"Hey, I gradumacated from Sparta High School!! I'm edumacated now!!"
Sparta High School by GenizGirl October 22, 2008

Sparta Bitch Slap

An epic slap to the face which has the equivalent force to that of a sparta kick to the chest.
Person: Ho, I'm gonna sparta bitch slap you if you don't go out there and make my money!
Sparta Bitch Slap by Khaos-sama February 1, 2009

Sparta Middle School 

Full of homophobes, homosexuals, and rich kids BUT ALSO THE POOR KIDS. It’s awesome, but the WORST TIME OF YOUR LIFE and the school administration is ran a little weird. Students become rude to many people and things (special ed kids, teachers, friends... themselves) but don’t worry, their smacked with the reality it’s all stupid in Sparta high school
Roman: hey I started in Sparta Middle School last year!
Mary: oh good luck, I’m in highschool.