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Mark Shamus 

Aka a BETA MALE (limp and suffers e.d) A people pleaser. Loves to be center of attention. Mark Shamus goes out of his way to help strangers, but craps on the friends closest to him.

Mark Shamus has 2 faces, and you will only see the 2nd one if you live with him. Fake personality, lures you in with his charm and jokes.

Totally nice guy, but WARNING don't get too close. Mark Shamus will use you only to benefit off you. He will lie to you; even when caught red handed. Will throw friends under the bus in order to keep his lie going.

If you're romantically involved with a Mark Shamus, realize that you're NOT the only 1 he's romantically seeing; there are many others.

Mark Shamus can't keep a job, gets in trouble with the law constantly, great story teller, plays the victim perfectly, has narcissistic behavior.
Friend: " There goes Mark Shamus, strapped his cape on and ready to save a ho"

"Mark Shamus out there doing ho-shit again"

Girlfriend: "why didn't you come home last night?"
Mark Shamus: (whatever comes out of his mouth is a lie)

Father Shamus

The L33t leader of THE cult and emmbassidor to A cult. Once gaining disciples he becomes Secret Jesus.
D00d I want to be a disciple to Father Shamus!
Father Shamus by Fido The Righteous December 24, 2004

law of shamus 

In the course of debate on Islam if someone sites www.thereligionofpeace.com they automatically lose the debate.
//the web site thereligionofpeace will teach you the truth of Islam//

//Oops law of shamus, fail//
law of shamus by fartso2346 September 8, 2010

Dirty Shamus 

When you stick your fingers in your partner's asshole and wiggle them until they're coated in shit, then pull them out and shove them in your ears.
I like to end my week with a Dirty Shamus.
Dirty Shamus by OK Dilligaf June 4, 2021

Dirty Shamus 

When you are laying on your stomach eating a bowl of fruity people's while getting your butt licked.
If you fall asleep after a dirty Shamus you'll get milk in your eye
Dirty Shamus by Lonelylobo November 21, 2023

shamsudeen 

An Arabic name derived from 2 words. shams: meaning sun, and deen: meaning religion. People with this name are very smart, sarcastic, funny and mischievous.
Shamsudeen is a perfectionist.
shamsudeen by Nakeezay September 4, 2018