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Official Monkey Spanker. This is a term given to large wankers. Often used as a reply to creepy people on anonymous chatting sites when faced with the question, "ASL?"

OMS is a chronic disease that may sometimes be deadly. It is not a condition to be taken lightly.
You: hi
Stranger: heyyyy babyyy asl?
You: oms?
Stranger: whats dat?
You: OSCAR-FLOYD

You have disconnected.
OMS by Oscar-Floyd Kliewer-Fleming December 9, 2010
Related Words
OMS omsvl Omsai OMSF Omsim omsk OMSA omsbj OMSC omsg
Old Man Shaver, self explainitary really, and old perv who shave's people, or enjoys shaving
Oh no look out! its OMS
OMS by Captain fez April 3, 2005
Short for 'Oh my Stump', referring to Patrick Stump, the lead singer in Fall out Boy.
Person 1: "OMS, I can't think of an example! But did you know I love Patrick Stump?!"

Person 2: "I figured that when you started saying 'Oh my Stump'"
OMS by EmmiezLovesFOB June 29, 2009
stand 4:

Oh
My
Suga

some people say omg or omd but oms is also used as well.
normally means opps

omd omg
oms by Deelishas May 19, 2007
"Oh my spaghetti monster" OMS is the Atheists' version of "omg".
OMS by Heatha May 6, 2015
It means oh my sempai commonly used by kawaii ~chan
Oms that is so cute
oms by Kawaii anime boy May 13, 2016