your niece obese 

A devastating insult that not only kills the person it's aimed at, but as well as his/her niece. This will make you the ultimate champion of God!

Eric: Ur Mom Gay!
Dylan: Dont make me use it fag!
Eric: I'm not scared!
Dylan: Your niece obese!!
Eric: Melts into a puddle

Erica niece: Oh shit *instantly fucking dies*

your niece obese by It burns when I pee lol March 29, 2018

half-cousin-niece 

Half-first cousin's daughter.

My half-cousin-niece is a good girl.

half-cousin-niece by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Nice Narrative Niece 

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story. Like Cool Story Bro but if the story teller were female.

Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)

Female Person B: Nice narrative niece

Nice Narrative Niece by juleswf March 11, 2020

Jesus' Niece

Someone who is highly revered in the hip-hop community. Notably put to fame by Kanye West.

"From the Polo fleece to the Jesus piece... I got family in high places like Jesus' niece" - Kanye West

Jesus' Niece by P.Caps December 21, 2010

double-half-niece

Daughter of a paternal half-sister with maternal half-brother or daughter of a maternal half-sister with paternal half-brother.

My double-half-niece is a good person.

double-half-niece by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

half-great-cousin-niece 

Half-first cousin’s granddaughter.

My half-great-cousin-niece is a good person.

half-great-cousin-niece by Gtopql November 23, 2019

co-cousin-niece-in-law 

The granddaughter-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-niece-in-law is a good person.

co-cousin-niece-in-law by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019