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Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest 

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

Fuck Me In The Ass 

Not literal. When girls say this, it’s because you’re being dumb or they fucked up. Do not take it seriously. You’ll most likely get hit. Or you’ll catch a case.
girl 1: oh fuck me in the ass

boy 1: okay !

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus 

What I scream at my friends
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus! Fuck me jerry FUCK ME

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest 

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

well fuck me in the ass and call me queer 

Guy: Dude, that guy just got shot up on the block by a gang of well hung hispanics with glocks and m16s!
Other Guy: Well fuck me in the ass and call me queer!?!?!?!

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus 

I thing that I scream a lot even know I’m a atheist.
Me:”FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS”
Friends:*laugh*