Chardonnay Pong 

A highly sophisticated version of the more commonly known game of Beer Pong. Whereas the traditional participants of Beer Pong tend to be low lifes, inbreeds, hillbillys, morons, 909ers, students from colleges in the southeast US, etc., Chardonnay Pong attracts a more refined level of idiot. The more expensive the Chardonnay, the more important to humanity the Chardonnay Pong player is. Entry level players will often utilize "box" variety Chardonnay, thereby relegating themselves to subhuman/neanderthal status. Some players have been known to utilize a crude and disgusting horse piss swill known as 2 buck chuck for their proceedings. This is common among Cro Mag project executives and pre-construction managers in Southern California.

Jacko - I've been training big time for the Chardonnay Pong tournament at Snowbird next month. I'm gonna beat all a yous like rented mules.

Oldog - Right on Jacko, have you been hitting that case of Mondavi Private Reserve I gave you for Xmas?

Jacko - No Oldog, I prefer the 2 buck chuck - mmm good! Pour me another boot Charty.

Chardonnay Pong by Tiburonian December 20, 2010

rombauer chardonnay 

Otherwise known as cougar crack in the san francisco bay area.

Rombauer chardonnay or "Cougar crack" refers to a creamy, buttery chardonnay liked by many mature women

rombauer chardonnay by Red Corvette July 3, 2017

chardon 

What occurs to a person upon greatly enjoying some chardonnay. Popular amongst housewives in Orange County.

Oh my god this wine is giving me such a huge chardon right now.

chardon by BufordX December 31, 2010

Chardon 

a city in northeastern Ohio, home of the hilltoppers (TOPPER POWER!!) sweet football games, the maple festival, excellant (but small) schools and well thats about it :)

people of chardon are known as chardonians -- GO TOPPERS

Chardon by a chardonian July 14, 2005

Chardon 

Chardon is a small city in North-Eastern Ohio just a couple miles away from Cleveland. It is known as the 'Snow Belt' of Ohio. Most people there know everyone who lives there, the Maple Festival is held every year (so much fun. Chardon has a wondeful school district, and the football games are great fun.

I lived in Chardon for 20 years.

Chardon by Rooney123 October 12, 2010

chardon 

Small "city" in northeast Ohio. Home of the Hilltoppers.

I went to the Maple Festival in Chardon.. it's the only exciting thing they have.

chardon by anonymous November 9, 2003

Chardon 

Chardons the smallest most bad ass town in Ohio. People from Chardon will stick up for eachother but also kick your ass in football. TTFU. The Chardon Crazies are best at football games. People from Chardon always say that they hate living here but in reality they will never forget it and probably will come back. The community is over run with pizza places and there's an endless supply of maple syrup. There was also a shooting at their highschool which brought the community closer than ever. The good thing about Chardon is that it's small enough that everyone knows eachother and that makes it a family. When you are from chardon you don't just "live" there you are apart of the family. Everyone has eachothers backs and that's what makes Chardon Chardon. If you ever go through Ohio definitely stop in Chardon. Just not in the winter since we get about 900 feet of snow and 0 snow days. The winters are cold but the summers are HOT. Which makes spring and fall the perfect temperatures. In the spring there is the Maple Festival and in the end of summer is the fair. Both are extremely fun and good chances to get fat on fried food. Basically, Chardon is the coolest, awesomest, happiest, best place to be.

Example 1: "Dude did you hear Marty's from Chardon?"
"That makes him even cooler damn why can't I be from Chardon?"
Example 2: "Betty's such a good friend she's from Chardon"
"Lucky! I wish that Betty was MY friend!"

Chardon by Toppers11 August 30, 2013