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churn the butter 

im the best, your the worst, churn the butter. -or-
oh yah, you rock, churn thine butter!

churn chocolate butter 

My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.
churn chocolate butter by Dc53 January 12, 2016

Churn the Dookie Butter

The toilet got clogged after I took a shit, so I had to churn the dookie butter!

churn (or) churning butter 

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.
After seeing her spread in Playboy, I spent the night churning butter.

Butter churner 

Lie on your back with your legs raised and folded over so that your ankles are on either side of your head, while they squat and dip their penis, strap-on, dildo, or finger in and out of your vagina.

Green Bay Butter Churner 

A horrible multi-stage sexual act. In the first stage, milk is procured from a lactating woman. Then, the woman is anally fisted until she has attained anal width sufficient to receive the insertion of her own breast milk. Then, she is ass fucked until the milk turns to butter. The butter is then extracted and served over toast (serves up to twelve. For double servings, use two fists ((or two women))
Anthony: I just gave my gal a Green Bay Butter Churner

Toast Eater: (Vomits in disgust)