Blastoise 

Blastoise is a big cat turtle pokémon with big guns on its back and it mega evolves and gets three more guns on its back and wrists. it is a water type and evolves from wartortle, which evolves from squirtle. blastoise is the best starter in my opinion

Blastoise, go!

Blastoise by Hugog November 19, 2019

blastoiseing 

the opposite of charazarding throwing water on a person during tea time

he was blastoiseing all day

blastoiseing by slimeking280 August 10, 2024

French Blastoise

When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!

I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.

French Blastoise by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018

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Unclick Blastoise Unclick by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

Big Man Blastoise 

A term used to describe someone who exudes unstoppable energy and confidence, often handling challenges with the same overwhelming power and cool demeanor as the Pokémon Blastoise. Can also refer to someone who takes charge in tough situations, acting as the "tank" in a group dynamic.

Jake rolled up to the basketball court like a Big Man Blastoise, hitting three-pointers and blocking every shot like it was nothing.

Big Man Blastoise by Space_turtle January 27, 2025

Dominique Pelicot Is Blastoise 

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Dominique Pelicot Is Blastoise by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

dominique pelicot is blastoise 

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dominique pelicot is blastoise by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025