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Pulled a William 

Pulling a William indicates that you have royally screwed up. Somehow, despite every possible odd, you managed to make the impossible and incomprehensible existent. Pulling a William also involves the "William Puller" to laugh maniacally after committing their act.
William Puller: *tries to build a house, but accidentally builds time machine operated by a rat with a lightsaber for a tail*

Robert: "How have you pulled a William this bad?"

Pull a Wilson 

To stay in bed.

Derived from legendary Beach Boy Brian Wilson, who reputedly stayed in bed for three years during an unsavory bout of drug-induced depression.
Employee A: How come you haven't been to work in 3 days?

Employee B: I got bombed on the weekend and had to pull a wilson.
Pull a Wilson by Django Jim August 14, 2010

Clone A Willy 

www.CloneAWilly.co.uk

When a women is lonely and missing her boyfriends willy...

You can Clone it before he goes away and then use it on y'all self and pretend he is there.
Lady - "I Miss You Baby"
Man - "You dont have to.. look in your bottom draw"
LAdy - (Groaning) " Oh I love you Clone A Willy "
Clone A Willy by Becky Andersson September 19, 2012

Girl with a willy 

A guy who is more emotional than the 'stereotypical' girl.
oh god, found yourself a propper girl with a willy there

You Can't Coral A Wild Stallion 

This is a saying used then one wants to avoid constraints. Usually constraints the opposite sex puts on one by entering into a relationship.
I'll never date a bitch. You can't coral a wild stallion.