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A DaveDoze 

A Dave Doze is when a person appears to be asleep on his couch, and things are going on around him, he is even snoring... And then he unexpectedly answers a question or makes a comment that reveals that he is not totally asleep. Infact, he might be catching up on his zzzzz's, he is completely coherent.
I pulled a DaveDoze while napping this afternoon. I listened while my housemates argued over who's turn it was to do dishes. I finally interrupted this chaos and told them who's turn it was. Mine.
A DaveDoze by Writewirks October 30, 2021
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A Broad Davey 

A man's asshole after he was penetrated by two men at the same time.
Hey guys, Chuck and Steve just gave Brian a Broad Davey! I bet I could get my whole fist in there!
A Broad Davey by freeThetruth June 18, 2021