Buttering the Crumpets 

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.

Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.

Buttering the Crumpets by poopbutter August 21, 2013

Buttering corn 

When you use chapstick to apply lube to a penis, in the same way you would butter a cob of corn.

At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.

Buttering corn by Scrooge McSucc October 23, 2016

Tattering

To mess with

Stop tattering with my dog

Tattering by Zestyspaghetti December 29, 2016

buttering your egg 

When you’re handing out compliments to impress but you don’t really mean it.

Timanii was buttering your eggs when she complimented Lohn and told him he was cute. She lied.

buttering your egg by Eggslut1 June 5, 2018

buttering the turkey 

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)

Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.

buttering the turkey by BussANut November 30, 2018

Buttering the bread 

An exceptionally smooth landing, usually performed in an airliner.

Look at that pilot perfectly buttering the bread

Buttering the bread by AtOmIc_NeRd January 3, 2019

Bettering 

Turning someone into a better person.

I'm bettering you, Zach. You're gonna have thicker skin at the end of your life.

Bettering by Chicken 🐔 February 25, 2019