chelsea chaaos

myspace site model. she's new and pretty. not well known. tons of pictures.

she is so chelsea chaaos with all her photos.

by Jimmy James711 November 22, 2010

Chelsea Jones

Chelsea Jones is a pretty freaking awesome hooker. She can do everything but toe touches, cause she's just that AMAZING. Band Geek. Doesn't match her socks. Jolynn, Mercy, Justin & Jessica are her main skanks. =

Me - Daaaaaaaang look at Chelsea Jones.
SOMEONEELESE -- I know, I'd tap that.
Me - me too.

by thedefinitionofchelsea. February 13, 2010

chelsea fc

Proof that money can buy you anything, including the Premiership title, provided you have enough of it to throw around. See also Chelski.

If we had a tenth as much cash to spend as Chelsea FC, we'd be playing in Europe.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Chelsea Shirley

Chelsea Shirley's are PERFECT! They are usually very active, and energetic. They fall easy and fast for boys, and they are the ones who keep the "lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed" alive!! Chelsea Shirley's do not need an introduction, their beautiful eyes, and amazing smiles will have you at hello! Chelsea Shirley's are the perfect people.

I want to be a Chelsea Shirley, they are PERFECT!

See that Chelsea Shirley over there? She is PERFECT!

by Boduhh Jenkins May 13, 2011

Chelsea School

A small school in the small town of Chelsea in the state of Vermont that has too many convenience stores. The goalie they used to have on their varsity girls soccer team kicked butt! Even though it's tiny, it has some really cool and perverted people.

Wow, Chelsea School is so small, I'm surprised it hasn't been closed down yet.

by bamfvtgirl420 February 26, 2009

chelsea hall

Amazing end of story. Best person alive.

If you have a chelsea hall keep her forever

by 121815apples March 12, 2017

Chelsea Merrells

A smart academic white baked female, that is beyond the physical boundaries of human nature. However, don't be fooled with this blessing of genius... as all blessings will eventually forgo to It's end. Chelsea Merrells, the woman filled with foot fungus and endless diseases that are contracted through the penetration of the opening rectum filled with a hundred fleas.

Living in the slumps, Chelsea finds her main source of food from human feces from the down pipes of the sewage, drinking off piss and diarrhoea. This is also her main sauce of hygiene, showering and bathing in people's shit.

Person 1: Ew, get the fuck away from me Chelsea Merrells! You stink of shit!

Person 2: Dude, I'm not Chelsea Merrells... I just smell!

by Zenci May 1, 2022