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Your Mum 

Your mum is an unfunny joke that no one uses anymore, please find a funnier joke if you use this...
Friend Hey tell me a joke
You Your Mum
Friend 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
Your Mum by Get a life love February 27, 2022

your mum 

your mum by eadipus February 29, 2004

your mum 

1. The person who gave birth to you. That is unless you: are a clone, a testube baby, a beaker baby, have homosexual parents.
2. An insult of the highest order that can be used for any comeback you can think of.
Bob: "You're a fag Bill, a FAG!"
Bill: "Your mum!"
your mum by PotatoChip May 23, 2003

Your Mum 

'Your mum' is a cuss originating presumably from one of the many ghettos in the UK. Mainly used by chavs, it is a comeback to an insult that cannot be beaten in any other way. Also used as an answer to almost any question, it is one of the most universal cuss downs of the twenty first century as of yet.
Initiating insult:'Shut up you ignoramus.'
Comeback:'Why don't you tell your mum to shut up!'

or

(someone pointing at a hippo in a zoo)Q:'What's that?'
A:'Your mum!'
Your Mum by GEJH November 6, 2008

Your mum 

The only insult to not only insult someone to fuck but also make you laugh because it is so old school
'Hey, did you make that smell'
'Your mum smells'
:(
Your mum by ©™ October 15, 2003

your mum 

An insult used by townies and rejects, their mother is usually an alcoholic on crack and addicted to cough drops.
Person 1. You faggot!
Person 2. Err...Umm...Well, your mum!
your mum by Hado-Ken July 13, 2004