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The best car ever produced made with an engine almost as powerful as Jesus and Chuck Norris' beard. With amazingly awesome performance and dashingly good looks, it is THE CAR OF GODS!!!!!!! No import car will ever beat it and it is way better than a mustang. It was already destined for greatness because it is American and a Chevrolet.
Honda Civic Driver: Wow, is that a Corvette?
Corvette Driver: Why yes, yes it is. Wanna race?
Honda Civic Driver: OK, lets do it. One condition tho.
Corvette Driver: What's that?
Honda Civic Driver: We go uphill, you drive backwards, and i get a three-quarters length head start.
Corvette Driver: Ok.
Narrator: Unfortunately for Mr.Civic, his VTech didn't kick because he couldn't get his car over 5000 rpms going uphill and the Corvette still won.
Vette by AstronautDave March 21, 2010
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The shortened name for the greatest vehicle ever to roam the lands, the Corvette. A stylish blend of luxury, power, and grace, all at reasonable price (only by comparison to the likes of its competition...porsche, ferrari, viper)
I pulled up next to this hot chick in my vette the other day and looked into her car to see her fiddling her bean over me and my hot ride! I told her it was ok to join me in my vette, so she did, and we banged.
vette by Wan Ball Hung Lo November 13, 2003
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One who spends all or the majority of his or her free time in a Gym a.k.a. work out facility to impress total strangers.

One who is always lifting weights, running, swimming, etc..etc..anything in hopes of their body reaching total perfection by their own standards. In most cases they will never believe their body is perfect which is why they spend so much time performing these acts.
Bob: Where's Micheal? He was suppose to be here an hour ago.
Jeff: Where do you think he's at? He's a vetter.
vetter by A.C. Ault August 4, 2005

Sebastian Vettel 

German F1 driver currently driving for Aston Martin Cognizant F1 team. He is a 4 time world champion, winning his titles consecutively between 2010-2013 with Red Bull Racing and also winning the constructors championship consecutively for 4 years during this time.
BUT HERE COMES SEBASTIAN VETTEL!!!
Sebastian Vettel by guif December 16, 2021
Vetting is the process of 1) performing a background check on someone before offering them employment, nominating them to be a political candidate or corporate officer, dating someone you meet online, or conferring an award, or, 2) doing fact-checking prior to accepting something as being true and/or making any decision. Also "vet", "To vet"
1) The FBI engages in vetting before hiring anyone.
2) Before accepting anything the Mainstream Media publishes is true, I engage in vetting to assess for my self if it is true.

Toxic Vettel Fan 

Unfortunately the majority of F1 motor racing fans as of recent. On every social media platform this mob comes in massive numbers, there is no escaping them. These fans are almost never positive, unless it’s about vettel of course 🥺. They usually know nothing about the sport, and blame his recent failures on things that were totally in his control and his fault.
Ex1: “Commonly found on Twitter and Reddit, the Toxic Vettel Fan can be found in his natural habitat at the bottom of posts creating flame wars against the facts.”

Ex2:

Toxic Vettel Fan: OMG did you see what happened to Vettel did omg he spun out omg *some other random thing* caused it this was not vettels fault omg Vettel is being so oppressed omg” “Also fuck Ferrari it was 100% your fault vettel didn’t win the championship in 2018”
Normal person w/ iq above 8: “oh boy here comes the toxic vettel fans”

vetty detty 

Girls who are hoes. Girls who will do anything. Dirty girls. Girls who will go to the stairwell with you and do dirty shit.
Person 1: Yo bro that bitch vetty detty dont fuck with her
Person 2: Good looks bro I was just about to go to the stairwell wit her
vetty detty by EYYYBOYZZ October 15, 2017