dirt road diary 

The soiled remnants of a toilet paper roll after being glued to a toilet due to illness.

Can you replace your dirt road diary in the bathroom, Kristen? It's gross AF, I'm not changing that.

dirt road diary by Franklyn H July 31, 2022

Stroll down the old dirt road 

Light ass play

Veronica hadn’t done anal so Roger used his fingers and tongue to take her on a stroll down the old dirt road.

Stroll down the old dirt road by Johnny Popcorn April 17, 2022

Long Dirt Road 

An arduous journey one must embark on to find toilet paper after passing a bowel movement.

Me: "Shit, this role of toilet paper is out and there's no backup!"

Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"

Long Dirt Road by WhoDatSN September 3, 2012

head for that dirt road 

The bro country equivalent of "sex on the down low ". Code for Bro sex usually in sub urban areas where guys pretend to be country.

After work I'm gonna have some cold ones with my bro, we might pop the tailgate on the Raydo and head for that dirt road.

head for that dirt road by Grit Sharpenson November 15, 2017

dirt road dunk 

During the act of anal sex, the giver lifts the taker and runs them across the room, stuffing the taker's face in the toilet.

That hooker's breath stank so bad, I was forced to give her the old dirt road dunk just get through it.

dirt road dunk by Outlaw Avionics April 1, 2008

Up the Old Dirt Road

The act of two homosexual males having sexual intercourse.

Check out his partner.....he just took it up the old dirt road.

Up the Old Dirt Road by GottaLoveRobin June 28, 2009

dirt road 

see back door

dirt road by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002