In Real Life 

A quick-witted response used by a logical person in an attempt to update a nit-wit on the reality of life.

Used when the nit-wit chooses a fantasy version on what's really going on. The quick-witted person would respond with the truth, then back it up by saying "In Real Life"

"You ain't the queen dishwasher. In real life."

In Real Life by Once Again March 17, 2013

Real Life 

1) n. Your actual life, not your internet one. irl - in real life.
2) n. A comic by Greg Dean.

1. What did you do in real life today?
2. Have you read Real Life at www.reallifecomics.com yet?

Real Life by TheScaryOne April 30, 2003

Freshman Year of Real Life 

The first year out of college. Termed "freshman year" to be annalogous to your freshman year of college when you are prone to making newbie mistakes and:
a) You didnt know much
b) You were confused and scared and
c) You grew up and learned a lot

Freshman hanging around his first real job
Fresh: "So guys how much money does everyone earn here? I got hired for 40K a month"
Coworkers: "Wow hes such a freshman"
Other coworker: "give him a break guys, you remember freshman year of real life right?"

Freshman Year of Real Life by Maximuz04 January 24, 2010

this is not real life 

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.

mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.

this is not real life by thisisnotreallife1993 November 13, 2010

among us in real life

Another name for schizophrenia.

"So I was on the bus yesterday and this random lady kept interrogating me, telling me that I was 'sus'. She said that I was the imposter and how I've been faking all my tasks. I called the bus driver and fucking got off the bus immediately. Crazy SOB."

"Dang, sounds like among us in real life."

among us in real life by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021

Real Life Shit 

RLS for short... Whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. Inspired by a co-worker who always seemed to have an extremely intense, more gripping story than I.

John - "Damn man, yeah, one time I hiked Morro Rock and almost slipped and died man."

Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."

John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."

Real Life Shit by Cbear69 January 12, 2009

Real-life Troll 

One who will talk shit and make another person feel bad or attempt to. They're main goal is to get a reaction out of the person they are trolling. Trolling could also be a form of payback, or retaliation to being trolled. Trolls get a thrill out of other peoples reaction and wont stop until a negative reaction is given to them. The best way to stop a troll from succeeding is to ignore them, or act passive.

Real-Life Troll : You're a virgin and you're 33 years old...You need a fucking life. Go get some sun, btw, you're whiter than a ghost.

Friend or Foe : Fuck you asshole, dick, bitch, shut the fuck up.

Real-Life Troll : *Smiles with success*

Real-life Troll by Kid from New York August 13, 2010